"People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."
(when avril makes fun of Alanis she deserves to be shot...alot)
"People like Shakira shouldn't have record contracts. She
can't even speak English" (Avril cant even talk normal. And atleast Shakira can sing!)
"Pink's kinda like a poser" (hahahaha
dream on Avril)
" I'd wear baggy size-32
pants and hoodies. I was a little badass."(oh man, watch out she wears baggy clothes!)
"I never said i was punk"
"Im a hardcore skater punk"
(make up your mind you loser!!)
"To
write a song, i sit down with my guitar and write whatever is on my mind."
"I write all of my songs with co-writers."
(hahahaha)
"I
play the guitar for most of my songs"
"I only play guitar for like 2 songs
on the album"
("speechless" hahahaha)
"I hate makup and shit like
that, if you wanna express yourself do it in your music."
(and avril totally doesnt wear
eye-liner or cover up!)
"I could be Britney. I
could be BETTER than Britney. And if I were selling my body, I would wear that stuff, but I'm selling my music
(my god! take off avrils tie
and 5 pounds od eye liner and she would be britney)